If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup
I will never, never, never get tired of this.
BatDad (by BatDad Vine)
Simply amazing. And possibly me in the future.
Against the rest of the world
Team Sherlock assemble!
Oh, that’s cute.
This is obviously what I should be doing with my night.
I’ve been dating Chris 5 and a half years (!), and he still manages to surprise me…
Tonight, I played an epic 3.5 hour game of Cards Against Humanity, and found out the nicest guy I know is also perhaps the most messed up; Chris dominated everyone with winning 30 black cards out of our massive deck (though I was second with 24).
Good to know we can be screwed up together. <3 And yay for awesome friends that are equally twisted!
Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.
"Did you know that Coachella is actually the Native American word for, ‘Dumb White Guy’?"
My boyfriend attends the prestigious SCAD University (ATL campus). He’s learning all sorts of nifty, learning all sorts of valuable art assets…and yet, he’d rather Photoshop my cat’s head on to some war general’s shoulders. Your money’s well spent, sir! And I know Mr. Toads would be proud. ♥
Good morning, internet.
Where’s the video for this?! Is there one?
Even scallops got shit to do.