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The Avengers: Texts

  • Thor:

    IT HAS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU HAVE NOT YET SPOKEN TO MR STARK, FRIEND BRUCE. MAY I ASK WHY?

  • Bruce:

    You see the Caps Lock button? Press it. And not trying to be rude, but it’s none of anyone’s business. Sorry.

  • Thor:

    I SEE IT BUT I SHALL NOT PRESS IT. ALLOW ME TO MAKE A PUN; MR STARK HAS PRESSED YOUR BUTTONS ONE TOO MANY TIMES. AM I CORRECT?

  • Bruce:

    Jesus.

  • Thor:

    NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER

  • Thor:

    JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD

  • Bruce:

    Christ.

  • Thor:

    HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER

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