Me: What the hell is wrong with me? For my birthday, I don’t want to have a nice dinner with friends, or go dancing or have a party I want to go to a f’ing cabin in the woods in the middle of nowhere. Should we bring a video camera and/or axes in case some weird shit happens?
Blair: Nothing is wrong with you! Yes, I have a handheld video camera, and we need an ax for sure…also, supplies and weapons in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Me: Ok, we’ll get some Depends so we don’t get zombie attacked while taking a shit
Captain Morgan joined us for a time.
This is my fucking best friend. She is fucking gorgeous.
POW! Right in the kisser.
Just another night.
With teh bestie. <3
Had a mini glamour-esque photo shoot with bestie. Naturally, her boobs outshine me.
4 Lokos and fireworks. AMURICA, FUCK YEAH.
For some books, you can judge them by their covers pretty accurately.
10+ years, and going strong. <3
Happy birthday to my bestest bestie! <3